Rob Johnson

Rules for my unborn son

This is awesome.  I’m not sure who’s behind it, but it’s quite possibly the best thing I’ve seen on the web in the last month.  You will definitely want to subscribe to this.

Some of my favorite “Rules for my unborn son”:

189.  Learn to drive stick shift.

187.  Smile at pretty girls.

184.  Jump in with your clothes on.

181.  If you ignore history, it will ignore you.

136.  There is no better remedy than a dip in the ocean.

79.  Spend as much time as you can on the water.  In a pinch, even a creek will do.

21.  In monopoly, buy the orange properties.

Read for yourself at Rules for my unborn son.