9th
To my SC friends: Come to the new frontier!
This is for you, my South Carolina friends. I know that some of you are all into the new fangled web thing. You’re trying the new things, wondering what the interwebs will offer you.
I just wanted to let you know that I know what you’re up to. I see you over there talking to Google like they’ll listen. I saw those cat pictures over there (where is the LOL writing?). I even watched you type on that oh-so-uncool dell laptop.
Well friends, it’s now time for me to take my destiny-appointed role and beckon you to the new internet frontier. And that new, stir-your-hopeful-american soul frontier is Twitter.
How do I know that it’s the latest great American frontier? Well, because I’ve heed the call to every red-blooded, dog-owning, cracker-jack loving boy to “Go West, Young Man”. And when I got here out in the rugged mountains of Colorado, I found Twitter.
It’s been said recently that we are in a great moment, with a deep need for change. We are too divided, separated because of silly things living in different continents. Twitter can bring us change. Twitter can bring us together. (And no, I don’t want to hear you accuse me of raising false hopes, because in america there has never been anything false about hope).
So come on in and join us. Booth is here. Josh is here. Haley is here. Micheal is here. And we’re waiting for you to join us.
You’ll be thanking me for showing you this new world.
